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Chocoholic: Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. There are only three things in life that matter - good friends, good chocolate and, oh dear, what was that other one? Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate. A little too much chocolate is just about right. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Coffee-holic: The smell of fresh coffee is the best thing in the world. Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup of coffee. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. Coffee is the most important meal of the day. Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup. With enough coffee, nothing is impossible. Life happens - but coffee helps. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee. 

Crafting Queen: I craft, therefore I rock! Craft so hard you start to sweat glitter. All good things come to those who craft. Crafting comes before housework in the dictionary, as it should. In crafting, there are no mistakes, just unique creations. Crafting each day keeps the crazy away. To craft or not to craft, that is the question. When in doubt, just add some glitter. Crafting is not a hobby, it's a way of life. Been there, crafted that! Crafting makes everything better, even Mondays. I was crafty before crafty was cool.

Dog Lover: Dogs are the only creatures on Earth that love you more than they love themselves. The average is a nicer person than the average person. Happiness is a warm puppy. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Dogs are like people - they need a job and a family to be what they're meant to be. There are over three hundred words for love in canine. If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.

Equine Enthusiast: A horse is poetry in motion. To ride a horse is to ride the sky. A horse is the animal to have, eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, and grace, it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster. Horses - if God make anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. A good horse makes short miles. Riding: the art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. It is not enough to know how to ride; you must know how to fall. No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.

Golf Addict: Golf is so popular because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. They say golf is like life, but don't believe them, it's way more complicated than that. Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. Golf combines two favourite British pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

Rugby Fanatic: In rugby, blood clots, scars heal, pain goes away, but glory lasts forever. The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle. Rugby is the only sport where you can be kicked, punched, bitten, trampled, and crushed, and you love every minute of it. Rugby: no pads, no helmets, just balls. All the talent in the world won't take you anywhere without your teammates. Rugby is like war - easy to start, difficult to stop, and impossible to forget. Rugby is the only sport where the team bus is an ambulance.

Shoe Worshipper: Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world. Keep your head, heels and standards high. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. Good shoes take you to good places. Shoes speak louder than words. There is always room for another pair of shoes like there is always room for dessert. So many shoes so few feet. A shoe has so much to offer than just to walk. Shoes are a girl's best friend. If the shoe fits buy it in every colour. The higher the heels the closer to heaven.

Style Queen: Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn. Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping. Fashions fade, style is eternal. Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak. Style is about being comfortable in your own skin. You don't need to follow trends to be stylish. Fashion can be bought, but style one must possess. Fashion should be a form of escapism, and not a form of imprisonment. The stylish person wears clothes, the clothes don't wear them.

Super Cyclist: Studies have shown that riding a bicycle every day makes you more awesome than everybody else on the planet. Crashing is part of cycling as crying is part of love. I have too many bikes. Said no cyclist. Ever. Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. One of the most important days in your life is the day you learn to ride a bicycle. Melancholy is incompatible with cycling. Don't buy upgrades, ride upgrades. Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedalling.

Tea Lover: There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea. If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are depressed, it will cheer you; if you are excited; it will calm you. There's always time for a cup of tea. Do not accept badly made cups of tea - do not surround yourself with people who make them - they don't care about you. Tea - a hug in a cup. A simple cup of tea is far from a simple matter.

Yoga Enthusiast: Yoga is not about touching your toes, it is what you learn on the way down. Yoga is like life - it's a balance of holding on and letting go. Yoga does not change the way we see things, it transforms the person who sees. Yoga is not for the flexible, it's for the willing. Warning: yoga has been known to cause health and happiness. Bend, so that you don't break. In yoga, obstacles do no block the path, they are the path. Don't practice yoga to get better at yoga; practice yoga to get better at life; life is all about balance. 

Mini A5 Vintage Words Print
Mini A5 Vintage Words Print Sale price£9.00